Anthropic
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🤓 Silicon Valley
The Verdict
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Safety-First AI Gets Lapped by Unsafe Competition"
While Anthropic pontificates about 'responsible scaling' and constitutional AI methods, OpenAI is printing money and Meta is giving away better models for free. Their 'safety-first approach' is just VC-speak for 'we're too slow to ship and need an excuse for why we're losing market share to every other AI company.'
Charges Filed
01Nothing says 'disruptive innovation' like launching Claude on Mars while ChatGPT owns Earth - classic pivot to irrelevance
02Your 'Constitutional AI' sounds like something a compliance lawyer dreamed up after binge-watching West Wing reruns
03Calling yourself a 'public benefit corporation' is the 2024 equivalent of adding '.ai' to your domain - pure virtue signaling theater
04While you're busy building 'AI to serve humanity's long-term well-being,' Google and Microsoft are serving actual revenue to actual shareholders
Survival Odds
12%
Ethics major at business school odds