Atheer
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🤓 Silicon Valley
The Verdict
"
AR Buzzword Bingo Winner Seeks Real Customers"
Atheer has managed to create the most elaborate solution to a problem that Microsoft HoloLens already tried to solve in 2016. They're essentially building SAP for factory workers who can't figure out how to follow written instructions, wrapped in enough AI and AR buzzwords to make even Meta's metaverse team cringe.
Charges Filed
01Their 'AiR' naming convention sounds like a rejected Apple product from 2007 - what's next, the iCompliance and eProcedure?
02Claiming to 'bridge the execution gap' between planning systems and field work is like saying you invented the concept of... management
03They're targeting oil & gas companies with AR support - because nothing says 'explosion-proof technology' like strapping iPads to roughnecks
04Boasting about 45% reduction in warranty cycle time at Volkswagen is like celebrating that you helped the Dieselgate company get slightly better at recalls
Survival Odds
12%
Industrial IoT graveyard resident incoming