EazeMyAPI
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🤓 Silicon Valley
The Verdict
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Firebase's Discount Cousin Crashes the No-Code Party"
Oh look, another 'revolutionary' no-code backend that's basically Firebase with worse branding and delusions of disruption. While you're busy generating APIs from plain English in under 2 minutes, Google's been doing this at scale for indie hackers who actually matter - but sure, let's pretend your TaskFlow Pro and ShopEase demos are the next unicorns.
Charges Filed
01Your 'AI-generated backend in under 2 minutes' is what Supabase calls Tuesday, but with more buzzwords and less market share
02Targeting 'vibe coders' and indie hackers while your own demo projects look like they were built during a hackathon coffee crash
03Nothing says 'scale-ready infrastructure' like bragging about 89 APIs for a chat story app that probably has three users named Romit
04Your URL pattern is so 'predictable' it's literally REST 101 - congrats on reinventing what FAANG solved in 2010
Survival Odds
12%
Pivot to selling courses incoming