eulerfinance.com
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🤓 Silicon Valley
The Verdict
"
Euler Finance: Math Can't Save This Train Wreck"
A 'growth stage' fintech that can't even keep their website up is like claiming you're scaling when your servers are held together with duct tape and prayers. You've achieved the impressive feat of being so disruptive that you've disrupted your own ability to exist online, which is basically the Web3 equivalent of a restaurant that forgot to install a kitchen.
Charges Filed
01Your website is more unavailable than FAANG job offers for bootcamp grads
02Calling yourself 'growth stage' while your site is down is like Netflix pivoting to DVDs in 2023
03Even your Series A pitch deck probably has more uptime than your actual product
04You're so stealthy that Google can't even find you - unfortunately, neither can your customers
Survival Odds
8%
About as likely as MySpace's comeback