midjourney.com
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🤓 Silicon Valley
The Verdict
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Mystery AI Startup Can't Even Load Website"
Oh look, another 'growth stage' AI company that's so disruptive they forgot to make their website accessible to potential investors. Classic move - you've successfully pivoted from having customers to having... absolutely nothing we can evaluate.
Charges Filed
01Your website is more broken than Meta's metaverse strategy
02Even your site scraping fails harder than Google+ did socially
03Calling yourself 'growth stage' when your site won't load is like Netflix calling DVDs the future
04Your 'unique advantage' is as invisible as your functioning infrastructure
Survival Odds
8%
About as likely as Twitter staying Twitter