OpenAI
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🤓 Silicon Valley
The Verdict
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ChatGPT's Parent Company Can't Even Fix Website"
Ah yes, the 'frontier AI' darlings who've mastered everything except basic web scraping protection. You've built the most overhyped autocomplete in history, pivoted from non-profit to for-profit faster than a Series A deck revision, and somehow convinced enterprises to pay premium prices for what's essentially a very expensive Magic 8-Ball with delusions of grandeur.
Charges Filed
01Claims 'safety focus' while racing to ship half-baked models faster than Meta can copy them — very mindful, very demure
02Went from 'democratizing AI for humanity' to 'premium enterprise SaaS' quicker than a startup pivoting after their first VC rejection
03Even your website has trust issues — can't decide if it wants to be scraped, just like your board can't decide if Sam Altman should be CEO
04Calling GPT 'reasoning capabilities' is like calling a Tesla 'full self-driving' — technically marketing, actually liability
Survival Odds
28%
Too big to fail, too weird to succeed