perplexity.ai
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🤓 Silicon Valley
The Verdict
"
AI Search That Even Scrapers Can't Find"
Perplexity claims to be revolutionizing search while their own website is more elusive than product-market fit in a bear market. They're in 'growth stage' with zero defensible moats against OpenAI's SearchGPT—classic case of building a feature, not a platform.
Charges Filed
01Your website is less accessible than a FAANG interview process—maybe pivot to making things actually work first
02Growth stage with no unique advantage? That's like saying you're scaling your way to irrelevance at unicorn speed
03Even our web scrapers gave up on you—if robots won't engage, good luck with humans and their shortened attention spans
04You're basically Google's homework assignment that ChatGPT will copy and do better by next quarter
Survival Odds
12%
About as likely as Meta's metaverse