Skyroot Aerospace
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🤓 Silicon Valley
The Verdict
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Indian SpaceX Clone Launches Into Irrelevance"
Oh look, another 'revolutionary' rocket company that's basically SpaceX but with more curry and less Elon. Your big achievement is launching one suborbital test rocket in 2022 and somehow spinning that into a Prime Minister photo op - congrats on mastering the art of political theater over actual orbital delivery.
Charges Filed
01Mission Prarambh? More like Mission Parachute - because that's how fast your valuation will fall when Blue Origin pivots to small sats
02You're 'Opening Space for All' but can't even open your first commercial mission until 2026 - meanwhile SpaceX is literally colonizing Mars
03All-carbon composite structure sounds disruptive until you realize Tesla makes better rockets in their spare time than your entire engineering team
04Your website says 'Wait no more' but your customers will be waiting until 2027 for Vikram-II - at that rate, Meta will pivot to space before you launch
Survival Odds
12%
About as likely as Zuckerberg's metaverse