Spleen
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🤓 Silicon Valley
The Verdict
"
Spleen: The Organ Nobody Asked To Disrupt"
Oh wonderful, another 'revolutionary' HR tool that promises to automate what every recruiter with a LinkedIn Premium account already does. Spleen apparently identifies the 'top 1%' of candidates - because nothing says innovation like slapping a percentage on basic candidate screening and calling it AI-powered disruption.
Charges Filed
01Naming your recruiting platform after a useless organ is peak product-market misfit energy
02Your website has fewer words than a Facebook status update - even pre-Series A stealth mode startups try harder
03Claiming to find 'top 1%' candidates when you can't even craft a top 50% landing page is chef's kiss ironic
04Every FAANG recruiter is laughing because they already have this - it's called having actual talent pipelines and not relying on buzzword bingo
Survival Odds
8%
Dead faster than Google Plus