9 out of 10 startups fail No fluff. No polite lies. Just fire Your assumptions are probably wrong Investors won't be this nice Brutally honest AI feedback — free Survival not guaranteed 9 out of 10 startups fail No fluff. No polite lies. Just fire Your assumptions are probably wrong Investors won't be this nice Brutally honest AI feedback — free Survival not guaranteed
AI · No Mercy · Free LIVE

ROAST
MY STARTUP

Your startup idea just walked into a room full of
merciless AI judges. Good luck.

🔥 STARTUPS DESTROYED
STEP 01
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File Your Case
Drop your startup name, idea, and website. The AI will find the problems anyway.
STEP 02
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Watch It Burn
Our AI tears through your assumptions in seconds. No bias. No mercy. No survivors.
STEP 03
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Receive Verdict
Get your survival odds, specific charges, and a verdict you can't unread.
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// paste URL and we'll do your homework for you
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// more detail = more precise burns
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💥 The Hits
Survival Chance
Based on current trajectory
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Yogi Technolabs
We built for 8 months before the roast told us our ICP doesn't actually have budget. Painful but saved us the next 8 months.
ANONYMOUS FOUNDER · SERIES A
23% survival
Shared my roast in a VC meeting. They laughed. Then funded us. Showing you can take criticism matters.
Y-COMBINATOR ALUMNI
71% survival
The AI said our moat was "vibes". It was right. We pivoted. Now we have an actual moat.
STEALTH FOUNDER · B2B SAAS
12% survival